I'm a Fricken Genius.

I made a 60 on my Electrical exam!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, it may not sound impressive to get a D- on an exam, but it really is good. Dr. Snelsire is old and tired and gives tests with only 5 questions, graded right or wrong. No partial credit.

Again, missing 2 out of five isn't that impressive, but with complicated circuit questions its easy to make a little error. Anyway, usually the average is about a 40. So I kicked ass.

Mwahahahahahahha!

Vote Barack.

I'm back with a side of embarassment

Its been a while. Engineering is hard. Bite me.

Last week I had a hard day, a 20 minute presentation followed by a Human Factors exam. I was (as usual) rushed and running late as I threw on the only presentable clothes I own and gulped down a cup of lukewarm coffee. I tossed my presentation notes, some writing utensils, my keys and cell phone into the knapsack Melissa gave me for my birthday and ran to class.

In Technical Writing the presentation went fine. I turned in the copies of the slides, my notes, everything is peachy.

Then I go to engineering. While leafing through my notes and chatting with my friends (I know every person in this class, we have everything together), I realize I need a pencil. So I reach into my bag and feel around for a pencil. I find one and when I try to take it out, its stuck. I tug on it, but nothing. I tug again and hear the jingling of keys. Must have gotten wrapped on the ribbon on my keychain.

So I try to disentangle it while its trapped in the bottom of my bag. This doesn't really work, and I'm 1 second from just jerking the whole mess out of the bag. Luckily, I glance into the bag. I see something bright blue.

Question Mark? What is blue in my bag? I look closer. There's black lace there too. Whaa??

Stomach drops. Thoughts dawn.

Its panties.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are my panties in my bag and how have they become wrapped around my pencil? Oh yeah I took this bag to Dia and Lauren's when I stayed over there the week before. Must've missed them when I unpacked. Oops.

At least I didn't whip them out of the bag and flail them about the room. That would've been priceless.

Go me.

Quick Notes on my Awesomeness

Once again my slacker-style wins. Remember how last Thursday I had two ambiguous tests? Well apparently if I'm not sure how I did that means I got two fat "A's". Yup, a 98% and a 93%. I kick so much hiney. Deal with it!

TV quote of the week- regarding a woman that could ruin things for a few escaped convicts- "Nothing a screwdriver to her temple couldn't fix."

Later-
Abby

BEYAAAAAGH!

I rock.

I'm so awesome it's scary.

I got a 100% on my first Thermodynamics test.

I got a 96% on my first Quality Engineering test.

I got lunch bought for me and I'm scamming free pizza for dinner.

My new bangs are killer sexy.

I'm eating a delicious lime popsicle.

Joe is singing to me.

Life is so good.