And Wrastle They Did

So I went to WWE Raw, and it was wonderful. Everything you could hope professional wrestling would be. The fans were rowdy and the fights were super fake. But still, it takes a lot of talent to body slam someone off the ropes without injuring either party.

I went with Melissa, whose uncle is one of the wrestlers, HackSaw. Thats the one that carries an American Flag and hits people with a 2x4. It was fun to be with her, because she knows the whole "plot" if you will. She knows who has personal conflicts with Vince McMahan and who's been to anger management and who is sleeping with whose ex-girlfriend. Its like a soap opera.

So aside from the disappointingly small numbers of mullets and flashers, it was all a pretty enjoyable experience. I recommend everyone go once. Once is probably enough.