My Mom is the Best

IM convo with my mom:

Abby: did you know the carolina game is on thanksgiving weekend???
Abby: i'm upset
Mom: no, but you will be in Vegas baby. I'm sure you can bet on it
Abby: thats really all thats keeping me from slipping into a deep depression
Mom: well, that is what alcohol is for

She went on to encourage me to elevate my facebook stalking to live stalking. Brilliant.

I was raised so well.

Love you mommy.