How I got Engaged On Dia's Birthday

Dia's 21st Birthday Minutes

6(ish)- Kids meet at Mellow Mushroom for delicious Pizza. Dia's chair is adorned with obnoxiously large balloons that embarrass her.

8- Pizza is all eaten, we head downtown to collect legal drinks. Dia gets the traditional free T-shirt that proclaims she celebrated her 21st at Tigertown Tavern

[Sidenote: I just discovered that the cold pizza I found in my fridge and am now eating is stuffed crust. Heaven!]

Dia has a martini called a "French Kiss". Many pictures are taken, jokes are made, fun is had by all.

8:25- Someone talks about the cherries in Dia's drink and if anyone can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue. Dia claims that Abby can. I have no recollection of attempting this feat since the 9th grade. No matter, the table is a tizzy. Chris Adams proclaims that if I can do this, he will marry me.

8:35- Turns out I can do that. Chris proposes. More pictures. Drinks all around.

9:00- Relocate to Dia's. Open presents. None are a puppy despite suspicion. Beer Pong, Cake, Wine

11:30- Abby's new husband takes her home. Abby passes out almost instantly.

And that was Dia's Birthday/My engagement