Identity Crisis

So in the spirit of gaining employment I decided to go ahead and take the advice of the Career Center lady to talked to my class today. This includes "cleaning up" my facebook and myspace accounts.

As it turns out it would be easier just to delete them altogether. Apparently every photo ever taken of me was taken when alcohol was present and clothing was not. Not that I'm naked of course, but the short skirts, low neck-lines and fishnet stockings are plentiful. Plus those bikini photos from Cancun.

Ugh. So my online persona is that of a skanky drunk. Which may well be my real-life persona also, only you are not supposed to tell potential employers that. So I'm now playing the part of an industrious, sober student who probably never has any fun. Boo. Makes me sad.

In other news- My goal for the weekend is to finish The Knight of Maison-Rouge. I gots some new books last week. Also on deck is going to see "Because I Said So". Plus the Super Bowl. Woo! Yay Bears! Yay Lovey!

-Abby

Clemson sucks, Facebook rocks

If you saw the Clemson/Boston College game you know why Clemson sucks.

It's spawned a whole new vocabulary. "That was the most Clemson way to lose." "That was a Charlie-style loss." "He's lucky he passed out before the end of the game."

That's really all I have to say about that.

On the other hand, I was invited by my sister to join a facebook group entitled, "If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome." Apparently it took only three days for the group to reach that size. So the girlfriend sweetened the pot, if it reaches 300,000 she'll allow photos to be taken. If its the biggest group on facebook, they will videotape (last count put that at somewhere around 850,000.) Current membership: 229,674

Allegedly, facebook group members are going to be allowed to vote for the lucky second lady.

The guy whose girlfriend agreed to this is my new hero. Its just so ridiculous. But I love ridiculous.

Boo Clemson, Yay Facebook. As a last note, we will probably beat FSU next weekend. Because we only win when the other team is much better than us.