An Overwhelming Sense of Impending Doom

I have four tests this week.

Wednesday

• Midterm, Human Factors and System Safety

Thursday

• Exam, Thermodynamics
• Midterm, Speech
• Exam, Industrial Applications of Probability and Statistics

This is terrifying. Those Thursday things are back-to-frickin-back. If I wasn't a genius, I'd quit school and run right out and get a job as a stripper. I'd call myself.... Dixie Nation. That'd be perfect in South Carolina.

In other horrible news, Chansi Stuckey broke his foot in football practice today. Oh, the humanity!!! I'm heartbroken.